| Chapter 20
Where Eagle Creek divides
The 8th and final resting spot was met with a sigh
of relief. It certainly is great to be here, said Peter like a monotone
announcer from the early seventies. He appeared to be mimicking the voice of
Roger Kelting from the film "Prisoner of Second Avenue," but I couldn't tell for
sure.

He then began looking around and seemed to be in a
very comfortable state of mind. We listened to birds singing and it sounded
as though we were a thousand miles away. As we watched two squirrels play,
happily chasing each other around a tree as they went up, I couldn't help
but feel at peace with my surroundings. It was almost as if a deer could come wandering through, and then disappear into the ripple of time.

This magical place now appeared to
be a small utopia for all the little creatures of the day and evening alike.
For us, it was a haven. A place of refuge from the world.
"Hey check it out," said Peter pointing to a bird's
nest that could be seen very high up. "They're all over the place these
nests." I then walked over to the large weeping willow tree that stood like
a timeless symbol of prosperity in a town so overpopulated by houses and
businesses it was alarming. The towering mass with its long silk branches
dangling down was the point that separated Eagle's creek. Here water flowed,
filtering around its roots in the stone lined trench before separating into
two smaller streams. The water then changed course by traveling through the
woods in opposite directions, only to end up in far away culverts on distant
streets. I gently placed a small green leaf into one of the streams and
watched it sail away. I then took out a lone Garcia Y Vega Java Tip and lit up. Do you know that I've been stoned the
entire year? "Me too." Peter then begins singing, "life's been good
to me so far."
Slowly, he proceeds to
remove a withered pack of Spanish
Tips
by the same name from his pocket. He immediately notices that one of the cigars is
cracked and the other is broken. First he became despondent and then he became irate! "Ain't that
something. I have three cigars, two of which are broken. What the hell am I supposed to do with these
now? Doing all this climbing around like a complete moron. God damnit-sonofafuckin-bitch!!!"
Not knowing what else to do, Peter hurls the cigars into the air like an angry knife thrower!
Overwrought with grief, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the white hanky again,
before carefully shaking it
open.
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From there he wipes away the formation of sweat
particles before stuffing the white handkerchief back into his pocket.
Calmly, he proceeds to unwrap the good cigar and light it, but not before
stuffing the crumpled pack back into his rear pocket. You're keeping the
empty cigar pack? I asked inquisitively. "What am I supposed to do, litter?"
As Peter pondered things I could never know, I puffed away on a spicy brown
tipped cigar. In my mind, I was thinking to myself quietly, about the
wonderful day God has bestowed upon me.
I pulled out John's old brass ram bowl from my
pocket and was shocked to see it. How is it that I do not remember putting
this pipe into my pocket? I am really beginning to forget a lot of things
lately, and this has me quite concerned. I looked at it strangely before
shaking my head. I then packed it full of Neptali. Two years ago John had
bought a series of hand pipes for smoking pot. He would fiddle around with
them, unscrewing the parts and then changing their initial design.
Eventually, he had the most awesome pipe money could buy that everyone
wanted. After awhile he got tired of it and made a much better one with the
head of a unicorn. The ram bowl he gave to me. I sparked the Egyptian herb,
inhaled and passed it on to Peter. He toked and passed and we smoked and
laughed, till I started to float off the ground!
All around the huge tree, sunlight covered the earth
like spilled paint.

Do I dare leave the comfort of the tree's shadow to
trifle in the burning sun? The mere thought of stepping out of this shelter
and into the harshness of the exposed light made me feel extremely uneasy;
as if I had suddenly and without warning been cast into a statue of pure
white chocolate. Even within the serene borders of the shade, the humidity made
it feel like I was starting to melt. As my mind set sail across the great
horizon, I left this place to disappear in dream. I was now too tired to
lift up even my own arm. How torpid was I in this lethargic state where I
sat totally incapacitated and growing weaker by the second. Here I listened
to the slow and gentle movement of the water as it trickled by and my
mind became fixated on it. Through closed eyes, I felt like I was
under a Great Banyan tree that seemed to go on forever. I perceived myself
to be on a tiny island, only to find that island was moving! It felt so
surreal, as if I had been somehow typecast into this gorgeous postcard that
people were reading and admiring from afar, so I let that tiny island carry
me away.
I then thought of the persistence of memory
by Salvador Dali, and as the picturesque scene began to dissolve all around
me, a daguerreotype image of yet another setting had been captured in an
imposing still frame. Immediately, it turned into a classic Norman Rockwell
painting that would one day grace the front page of the Saturday Evening
Post.

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The city
appeared to be at peace with itself from what I could see. Standing upon the
rooftop of a rundown tenement complex, I imagined looking out over an entire
civilization of people scampering around and getting lost in the melee. I
gazed up at the old wooden water towers that adorned its horizon from tops
of roofs and examined them. The stout ones appeared to be fairly clean with
a marginal amount of discoloration that looked more like a runoff of mascara
than any kind of actual discoloration from soot. However, those real narrow ones
that looked like they were erected during a cold war were jet black as if sprayed with coal dust. So
peaceful and tranquil were they in reflecting the past, I found it hard to turn
away. Looking down the building's facade, I could see that the steel
shutters on each of its windows were opened out. As my eyes extended past
rows of haberdashery shops and small deli's in the street, there seemed to
be some kind of development unfolding. As to what I could not ascertain for
it kept getting blurry. Upon struggling to regain focus, I saw that it was a
parade.
A corner parade for there was now a happening scene on every
single corner!
Down on the
1st corner, an
authentic looking organ grinder stands before the crowd set to dazzle! He is
playing a hand-operated organ which is draped across his shoulders on a strap.
With a little capuchin monkey at his side dressed up as an infant bellhop,
the gentleman performed C'est la vie; during
which time the monkey does a dance atop the organ grinder's head!

The crowd of children absolutely
adored it! Aside from everything else going on in the street below, it was
like stepping back a hundred years in time! The hot dog vendors were selling
endless amounts of frankfurters, while on every other block, the sausage and
pepper carts stood firm. Only old Italian men occupied these wagons.
On the
2nd corner across the
way, a big burly man wearing a handlebar moustache is putting on a show for
both children and adults. He is going to attempt to lift, what appears to be a
four thousand pound barbell. I know you, I said, you're the strongman! He
smiled politely before throwing some talcum powder on his hands. Then with
much effort he lifted the one piece barbell and hoisted it high above his
head, arms quivering! He then let it go as he jumped back onto the sidewalk,
and it landed with an emphatic boom, taking the entire street down into the
awaiting subway station. All the
smoke and debris soon gave way to the incessant sound of hands clapping!
When this happened, the bootblack who had been shining shoes in the same
spot for the last thirty five years sprung to his feet and shouted, "Play it
again, Sam! You got the whole world movin'!"

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As I got a
visual of the 3rd
corner, I see a barbershop quartet performing an a cappella rendition
of Sweet Marguerite! "Oh lady in
blossoming flowered apparel, bring all your sorrows to me. How dare
he treat you unfair, he's a
swine! Let go of your manners, retreat." On this street, the beer and tea
flow endlessly! Just then, I happened to notice all the women were wearing
floral hats and every man had in his mouth a cigar. Several women dressed as
Victorian dolls were chatting away by a shop, pleasantly sipping their tea
out of fine china while giggling about who saw who doing what in the back of
the open air carriage!

There were red and white hand painted letters in many
of the windows and when you read them from afar, the whole thing came to
read, welcome to the exhibition of 1890! "Come if you dare and be astounded!"
On the
Avenue of 4th,
witness, the spectacle of a freak sideshow with many different attractions!
See Yenera, the world's thinnest woman weighing in at only 12 pounds! Watch
Le Gran Haut, the world's fattest man eat from sun up to sundown! Observe
him eating where he sits, the more he eats, the more he shits! See the three
legged Persian man sidestep for the
woman born with four hands coming out of her belly! They're all here! Watch
in awe as these human oddities show you how unpleasant life can really be!
So disturbing, you'll leave feeling good about yourself!

Along the
entire 5th block,
those amazing magicians perform their magic tricks unlike the world has ever
seen! Here a man pulls helium balloons from thin air and gives them to the happy
children.
 Watch in horror as a grown woman turns into a slimy jellyfish and
begins extruding pink, edible gelatin. Many different attractions to shock
and confound! To the left, a young man spins cotton candy, while to the
right an old man yells, "get yur funnel cake!"
Hovering
above the intersection on the 6th corner, I can see
clowns and jugglers performing their acts in the street! "Stand clear! If he
drops one of the bowling balls, you're in trouble!!!"

Ventriloquists with
horrifyingly real dummies entertain for parents and children on the sidewalk
as they pass by staring! It's the young children though, who know that the
puppets are real. They are the ones who should know they have nothing to
worry about. They are the ones who believe in those things that cannot be
explained, but as every parent will surely attest, they are the ones who
worry the most.
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As young Jennie Kaster reached into her mother's
pocket for a Mary Jane, an ancient candy old folks say has been around since
the time of Christ, little Johnny Kaster reached into his own pocket for a
R-ant. I'm sure you've heard of them. They were only made for two years,
1889 -1891. After eight months, the name was changed to Red-Ants. The
company, (how foolish) used an extract of peppers that were imported from
somewhere in Persia. Where, no one knows exactly. All I can tell you is that
the candy came in the shape of an ant, but the extract could only be found
in a minute portion of the ant's body (or) abdomen. Meaning that it could
easily be broken off and thrown away,
since the rest of it supposedly tasted like sugar water. This was told to me
a long ago by my great-uncle Vic, whose exact words were, "many were already
off in the box when you bought them." But they were made too hot, and if you ate
too many, you could have a very serious problem as in the case of young
Johnny Bryan. He collected a whole box worth and on a dare from his friends
attempted to eat them all at once. (((The end result))) His face turned red,
his throat swelled, and he died. Rest in peace Johnny, wherever you are kid.
*Stay clear of doing stupid things*
Perraguine candy factory, if
I seem to remember correctly was based out of Wyoming, I think.
"Careful there Johnny boy," said the ventriloquist who had seen the boy reach
for those horrible candies. "You don't want to burn your fin-gers, now do
you?" The boy started crying and threw them at the street. Hmmm, thought
the boy's father, how does he know
my son's name? As the ventriloquist turned away, his puppet gave the young
boy a sharp wink!

"Hurry up, said an old man popping corn! While the popcorn is popping and the butter is hot, let's go!!!"
Between the sixth and seventh corner, a
man by the name of Joe Martinson has set up shop in a sturdy wooden
pushcart. "Come on! If ya want a boost, it's better than chocolate! Why it's the
newest thing!!! The Java bean, the coffee bean, get your cup o' Joe! For
only a nickel, see what I'm crazy about! I'll make it bitter, I'll make it
sweet, a little milk makes it complete, try my cup o' Joe!!!"

A woman
passing by mutters, "your product will never replace tea."
By the caravan on the 7th corner, a traveling
medicine show has set up and their main attraction is that of nitrous oxide.
For a small fee, one can sit in a king's chair to inhale a single breath of
the anesthetic. (A king's chair was an elaborately adorned chair of
enormous size and proportion which almost seemed to ridicule whomever sat in
it.)

"Make it snappy folks, we only have one more hour to go before we pack
up and ride on outta here! You'll lose your hat! You'll blow your cool!
Watch your neighbor as his tongue ties in truth! His
world in a nutshell, is a
nutshell!!!"
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I'll try that, said a distinguished
gentleman in his mid twenties hopping up in the chair. Twelve cents please,
said the man administering the drug. Of course, said the man politely. Now
when I say goose
egg, inhale all you can, and go! The valve was turned on and the man
inhaled deeply. As the numb tingling sensation invaded his brain like tiny
feathers, the man in the chair was thrown into a fit of boisterous hilarity,
which caused him to convulse with roaring laughter! He tried earnestly to
listen to the voices around him, but they were so distorted due to that
noise in his brain, which was making funny swishing sounds! His body became
so relaxed in the chair, that he slumped back and began melting down it! So
ardently did he wish to say, "the laughter the gas is doing" but instead,
ended up only saying "Laughing. . . Gas!" And so at that moment, the term
was coined!

Peter began talking to me when suddenly, all the little pieces
in this montage of a movie got stuck. Like a projector on still frame, the
footage started bubbling and was destroyed. Thanks a lot, I said to myself,
you made me lose the rest of
it.
"I tell ya Charles, I am so fucking happy we don't have to go back the same way. Just thinking about having to go through that tunnel again gives me the willies." I kinda know what you mean, and besides, all the excitement's gone cause we came through there already.
I looked at my watch and found it to be nearing four.
Pete
insisted we go to his house to avoid any complications, which may arise from
us going back to my house. I knew if I stayed here, I would get pinned out for sure, and so we began the
short walk to Eltingville. It took less than a half hour to reach Peter's
block, and by that time we decided to see what John was up to. John lived
three houses down from Pete and two houses up from Paul.
We knocked
on the door but there was no answer, so we went around through the back
gate. There stood John looking like the master of ceremonies at a prestigious
garden party! "Hey, how'd you two know to come by? You're right on time, I
was just gonna start the grill." The radio was tuned into CBS -FM, and Orpheus was singing "Leslie's world." John
tells us to sit down and help ourselves to some beer.

Pete said he had some things to do
and would return later. John then went inside to bring out the meat and
condiments, and so I helped myself to a beer and cleaned the grill. When the
meat was finally ready, we ate and talked about vintage cars, audiophile
equipment and an upcoming keg party. John liked Mustangs, corvettes and
GTO's from the seventies, while I, on the other hand, preferred anything
before 1960. As we ate and drank, the idea of taking mescaline arose. John
said he had not taken it since last year. We looked at each other vaguely and
replied in unity, "the night of the loon!" An infamous night that would
forever remain etched in our
memory.
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Reviews for chapter 20
Rupert Thompson - A very enjoyable tale of tomfoolery!
Stephen Marcus - I could not tell you the last time I got high. I think it was in school. (High) school lol
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PG 96) Welcome to Elmville by Norman Rockwell
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