Charles Pendelton
      © 2008 Marty Langdon
Chapter 27

                 The man who went berserk


It was like wonderland out here. Cars and buses were moving their passengers
about in half-speed, while the air itself seemed strangely thick. The milky glare
from headlights moving and lamp posts posing cast an eerie glow on the town.




It felt to me as though I were evolving too quickly, and my body was slowly
beginning to break down. All my faculties were operating normally in the sense
that I could still differentiate between good and bad, right and wrong, where to
walk and what not to touch. The outside world was like a lost city that had
suddenly come alive, and right now it seemed to have a hunger for souls.


Emotions no longer your own become chastised in dismay as you stare in
disillusionment at your confounded perception gone terribly awry. When
the mind's chemistry is disrupted, everything you interpreted throughout
your entire life will be changed. It takes a human being a
lifetime to
absorb everything he or she knows,
but only a few minutes to turn it all
into jumbled up, meaningless nonsense. So dramatic is this change
that
it alters your very existence in terms of emotions, personality,
mind-set, etc.

It's almost as if you've come to a full circle. Standing inside
it, you realize
it's going in ten different directions, and the only way to get
out of that
circle is to go in ten different directions. . . At the same time.


The only way to do this is to not get hung up on anything.

Just think of being in a big sideshow where the world around you is the main
attraction. It is there you will become familiar with the workings of elastic
confusion, where wonder sets in. Only then can we truly appreciate the world
of the disturbed and unusual. Watch as a typical ordinary room magically
transforms itself into the devil's playground. See everything old come alive in
a new way filled with meaning. Here everything can be splendid indeed! How
wonderful is the place where chairs dance and bedroom dressers can relate to
you telepathically
. Through words unspoken can they offer up sound advice.

Life is cast with joy in the land where pleasures abound.




                               Here you may feel like a king, but you're the king's jester.
                                                 The man who became the fool.
                                                             *Don't be fooled*

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As I passed Mackie’s deli, a tenebrous shadow of a swaying branch cast itself ominously
against the building's facade in the still light. How eager it all seemed to await me, as if
to be imploring me to move forward. I couldn't help but notice one of the bright orange
containers situated alongside the building. As I slowly walked over, I immediately saw a
hungry hippo eating what appeared to look like a huge domino. I read the words aloud,
“V. Marangi carting corporation.”

John started laughing and yelled ecstatically, “he's eating one of his own containers.”
“That's what he's eating?” I asked excitedly.
“That's what he's eating!


A man who appeared to be noticeably agitated exited the deli and immediately lit a cigarette.
He looked around quite jittery and fell into a fast pace, like he was walking on the edge of a
pinwheel. I thought about what would happen if I were to take a drag of a cigarette right now.
Being in this current state of mind, it is undeniable; it would become a puff of instant cancer.




I could not see inside the deli, due to the angle in which we were facing, but when a
little autistic boy ladened with Down syndrome tripped coming out of the doorway
and dropped his muffin, his entire world became fractured, and he bellowed in pain.

                                              World Of Oz - The Muffin Man

A few blocks down from the station was our friend Richie's house. It was a nice single-
family detached home, with a two-car garage and a welcome mat surrounded by little
birds and flowers. Every year they would change the doormat to something different.

This year, it was the wife's choice, obviously.

None of us wanted to ring the doorbell for
the lateness of the hour was upon us, so we
lingered on the street, and enjoyed the
calm sedative feel that the night brought. I sat
myself down on the curb beside a large
mound of dirt and ran my fingers through it
making a primordial design. Before long,
I began to sift through the dirt for those little
beads of earthen soil that I would
crumble between my fingers. I would begin by rubbing
it into a fine powder and then watch as it fell from
my fingertips like pulverized ash.

For some unknown reason, I'd clean my hands by rubbing that
brown dust on my pants.
Again and again, I would repeat this action for nearly twenty
minutes. When I finally
came to the realization of what I had been doing the whole
time, I was mortified. I tried
to comprehend why I had gone out of my way to look 
like a disgusting homeless beggar
and wondered if I was, in fact, sabotaging the train.




I soon began to think of myself as a bum. Since I was currently unemployed, had
no car, no girlfriend, and very little money, what else could I be? Not to mention,
I looked like a pauper from a third world country that had lost his urge to beg for
meager change. Aside from this dilemma, I kept pondering the notion
that if it
rained now, I would be readily transformed into a hideous mud monster.




The beast who leaves a trail of castaneous mire in his wake, while scampering for a
place to hide.
It was right at this point that Pete became inflamed at passing cars. . .


       “Keep beepin' that horn you mother fuckin' scumbag bastard,
                                 and I'll twist ya into a pretzel.


                 “I'll snap your neck like a twig, you piece-a-shit.

                      “Go faster, maybe you'll hit a fucking pole!



I am sure that if his mind had the ability to explode like an unstable compound,
the peaceful little town of Huguenot would have been completely devoid of earth;
very much like a burning asteroid, slamming into it from another galaxy.



There is a special room in the sub-basement of one of the darkest and
most feared institutions in the country. That room is reserved for Peter.




Unable to control the venom which spewed forth from his mouth, and
into the air like nerve gas, he lashed out
against mankind in a fiery
assault. My enraged friend soon began to throw his fist at
the ground,
as if he had a magic wand he thought would split the earth in two.




It is said, that a man can control an army,
and an army can control a state, and
a president can preside over a country.

But no man has the power, nor the ability,
to control his own tongue from wagging.




John was too busy laughing at Pete's antics to concern himself with anything
else going on in the world around him, while I was riding the exhale of a
convulsing howl, nearly into the path of an oncoming Buick Apollo.

When I finally caught my breath, I began to perceive
this awkward fellow in a strange new light.


A man prone to maniacal outbursts and seething rants. A fellow who
has no jurisdiction to lead, even himself.
A person who's gone completely
aloof and is hanging by a single disparaging thread.
A character who is
in need of all his marbles, but I find all too many are lost.




The more we laughed, the more Pete went off on his tirade.


“Yeah, look at me from your window; maybe you’ll go blind.

There’s so many people on this fucking island, it’s gonna sink.

“Stick your neck out that window one more time,
you nosey son of a fucking bitch, and I’m gonna
go up there and slam it off. . . Booooooooooom!!!


He screamed out, while slamming the imaginary
window down upon the invisible neighbor’s neck.

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I was gasping for air with my stomach tied in knots. Suddenly, Johns knees gave out
and he collapsed helplessly to the ground; like a wet paper bag loses groceries.

He then began rolling around on the grass, as though he were being tickled by invisible bugs.

Pete’s face was now contorted to that of a snarling dwarf, and his contentiousness was far
from
becoming evanescent. I then thought of that fat lady in the store last week with her hair
up in
curlers and miserable attitude. What I wouldn’t give to see her right now, shuffling
down the street and turning toward peter and yelling, “shut the fuck up, you asshole!”

I could almost imagine the expression his face would convey, before releasing a slew of
words so deranged and so profound, the majority of which have yet to even be discovered
.



                  He finally calmed down. . . For about nineteen seconds.


There was no doubt about it, Peter was becoming more irascible by the minute, and
neither of us could predict when that next outburst would come flying out. Anything
at all now could trigger his psychosis, and so we waited for the inevitable to occur.




                                            (((Then the dam broke)))       


A rickety old truck passes clattering like it had palsy and for some reason, deemed it
necessary to slam down on the horn. That was the final straw. Peter’s brain must have
exploded inside his head for he grabbed hold of the steel stop sign post and
began to
swing it back and forth with such a fervor, I feared he would pull it
from the ground.

His mind had become so infused with darkness that in this very moment,
he was as
dangerous as a porcupine with a dry pine needle stuck in its ass. The vitriolic
hatred
seemed to grow like well cultivated flowers in a field of the criminally insane.



He was now screaming even louder than before,

and it sounded a lot like, “Ah-ah-ah-uh-uh-uh.”




Barely able to catch his breath, John exclaims, “Remember, one flew over the
cuckoo’s nest? I think we better call nurse Ratched, cause it's medication time.”

Pete then gave him
the death stare, while attempting to process the comment.
All the while, trying to figure out what to say
in return. John then repeated the
phrase, only this time with sinister realism, and a
devilish smile that made him
sound like he was almost singing. “It's med-i-cation time. . .”

Pete then contests while sneering, “Fuck you, Fat-man!”
John then begins
slapping his right leg like a redneck,
as he broke into a fit of deep and uproarious laughter.




“Charles, I'm tellin' ya, he's got some rare form of predisposed mental illness!”

Pete immediately chimes in, “You really don’t know what the hell you’re talking

about do you? What are you a fucking attorney now? You got the lingo down?
You think you’re so smart. Yoouuuu shit-head.” I exploded like a can of old
sardines at the insidious remark, spewing my laughter at houses near and far.


I was so incapacitated by laughter, I wasn’t sure if I was going to remember how
to inhale again. Yet nothing else seemed to matter, and I really didn't care. I just
had to try and keep myself from falling headlong into the street. John held onto
the neighbor’s fence as he bellowed aloud into the night.

Very soon after this Peter calmed down; somewhat.

We then got Richie’s attention by throwing bits of gravel
at his bedroom window. Richie soon exits through the front
door and sees us hanging out on the side of his house.

“What are you guys doing here?” he asked happily, while walking
down the concrete stairs in his blue pajamas. Even Pete covered
his face and tried not to laugh. “Put some damn clothes on, man.”

“I just smoked a joint of Buddha in my
room and can barely talk.
I’m really high,” he says while laughing and drooling like a fiend.


He then begins to point at the adjoining houses across the street.


“Theres the Hass-e-nuffes. . .
Theres-the Jay-cobbs!


This half-singing maniac was now laughing, if not more than we were.
Richie then approaches us, and this is how the scenario played out.

So what brings you guys to this neck of the island?

I don't know, you should ask these guys.
They fucked me over real good tonight.

You look like you need to sit down.


Yeah well, I just had a nervous breakdown a little while ago.


With that comment, I immediately swung around. My entire body
rippling, as I ineffectively tried to maintain my composure. Peter,
now acting like a polite politician who desperately needed
the
winning vote was now waving his arm about in the air.


I really need a couple-a-hits of that weed, Rich.

I wish I could help you, but I just finished smoking it.

And that was the rub. Peter would not be getting any weed this evening either.
With those fleeting words, I could see Peter's face starting to manifest again.


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This isn't happening; this just can't be fucking happening.

“If you guys would have come earlier, we could have smoked it together.”

“We were here for half-a-fucking hour man!”

“Then why didn’t you call for me sooner?”

“Because we didn’t know how to address the situation.”

Just then a car turns left and proceeds to drive up the street.
From a distance,
I can see an exhaust pipe blowing endless
clouds of smoke into the air,
enveloping us in its haze.

“Hey look Pete,” I exclaimed, “it's the Alice B. Toklas car!”


“Fuck that smoky piece-a-shit box. . .

I hope it bursts into flames on the expressway!!!
” 

Peter then began to pick up small stones,
and hurled them down the street with pure indignation.



In a nonchalant manner a timely old gentleman came out of his house with
a
walking stick and proceeded to sit down in a frail wooden rocking chair.

As he watched us from his porch, he began to rock back and forth in it.

“Look at that decrepit old man,” Peter voiced in his anguish.

He then begins to mimic the voice of Leo Gorcey,
or was it James Cagney?

No, I believe it was Edward G. Robinson.

As Peter began to speak, his upper teeth would
remain firmly positioned upon his lower teeth.


“I'm just gonna sit here all night and watch those kids on my street.
They don't look right to me, and they definitely don't belong here.
I'm just waiting for my casket to arrive, so I can climb in it and die.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!”


Pete then turns his back on the old timer
and begins shouting in his regular voice.

“Please tell me this archaic fossil is not gonna sit there all
night and observe us, because that, I can-not fuck-ing bear.”
 


After the laughter subsided, John wiped his eyes and said to Rich, You gotta
do me a favor. John was holding back laughter, and I knew he was about to
open a folder of sarcasm. Richie just looked at him with those dead eyes, like
he was looking at a town through the window of a plane from 40,000 feet.

He appeared as though he wanted to speak, but his
mind would not allow it, and so he simply grinned.


I need you to call Bellevue and tell them they're missing a patient.
Tell them to bring a reinforced straight jacket and a double shot of Thorazine.
Get the rubber room ready, be-cause it's med-i-cation timeeeeee!

I clutched my stomach and we roared like thieves.

Pete stepped forward with a gremlin face and retorted, Keep it up. . .
Keep it up, you oversized retard and I'll roll you down the block like an oil drum.
You always have something to say. Eat a fucking candy-bar and shut up!

Indeed, Peter had given new meaning to all the curse words every child
yearns to utter, and in my mind, he had just won an award for best actor.

You don't see acting like that on stage.

You don't see acting like that ever!



                                       History Of The F' Word



Every bit of air that was in my lungs was suddenly blown out.

I struggled terribly to maintain my balance, but couldn't hold my legs
up, so I fell to the grass and screamed, but
nothing came out. I was on
the last breath following the last breath, yet I could take in nothing.


Desperately wanting to gasp, I remained frozen in time for what seemed like
an eternity, not able
to inhale or exhale a single atom. Pete looked down at
me as I was finally able to grasp a
much-needed lung full of oxygenated air.

His tone appeared defeated as he said, “you guys are too much.


We then said farewell to Richie and were on our way. Since neither
of us knew where to go from here,
we walked around the Huguenot
area in circles, like three dogs in search of their missing tails.


                                                     Harbinger Complex - I think I'm down     
       

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Reviews for chapter 27

Emanuel Martinez - Your nuts

Charles Pendelton - Thank you, your words have made me stronger.

Nicholas Lashley - Laughed my ass off! I'm must trip out tonight!!!


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