Charles Pendelton
      © 2008 Marty Langdon
The Chas Pen Society


          The Charles Pendelton Society

                     All one has to do to be a member of this elite society is to
                     promote the book any way you can, providing it is free.

                    Tell people you meet. . .
                    Post a free advertisement.
                   After all, we let you read this highly acclaimed
                  (though often thwarted) drug novel for nothing.

                  All we ask in return from you is to spread some seeds.




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              It shouldn't be as difficult as looking for a man riding a velocipide around town!

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        Or trying to find happiness when you've burned all your bridges.


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 Neither should it be as difficult as owning your own desert island in the back of my mind. . .

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                        Still, we know it's a lot to ask;



          kind of like joining the armed forces of Britain. . .

      Well, almost like joining the armed forces of Britain!

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    Could you hold your own while standing next to a cop who is about to remove
your head from your shoulders because you told him you think he has a nice smile?



                                                                                   

                                                                                   -6-

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   Would you ride this train to freedom if the engine actually ran, and all you had to do
was stand on was a pipe, but there was a cargo full of Bud and you didn't have to steer?



                                                                   

                                                                   -7-

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Should you ever wake up on an island that appears to be breathing rather strangely,
    I would advise you to run like you were running for president. . . And winning!



                                                                                            
-8-
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                             The road to eternity is measured not in feet nor miles,
            but by the degree of suffering and intense longing the heart has provided.


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                                                       -10- 
                                          
         


      What is the difference between reality and fantasy, when you step off
      your bed into a land of dreams so lovely, it poisons the soul to awaken.

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                  When the undertow of life turns the tide of time against you, be not angry
                and do not dismay, for the land of contentment is but a stone's throw away.

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                  A clone that supersedes its predecessor to become the superior being,
                        is
in fact, the conjugal bond that exists between fabric and tale.



                                                                           -12-                                                                          
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                                              Damn you Will Robinson!



                                                                
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                             Rather than give birth to the monster, change was necessary. . .




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               Time is simply a reflection of tomorrow, which sadly for most has already arrived


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                       The theory of evolution is a concept which suggests we were created from nothing.
                   From the very inception of time, the ever expanding cosmos grew and we were derived.
                  If that could be proven, then all of mankind would destroy itself because there would be
                     no fear of God, and with no judgment in the hereafter, would anything really matter?


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               Do not live solely to reproduce, but to reproduce and educate

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This is what happens to all little babies inside the womb who would have
  grown up to be mass murdering psychopaths and viscous serial killers.


                                            
                                                       -18-                                                                          


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                  If you were in a dream and you knew you were dreaming,
                     would you destroy the city, or would you help save it?




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            There are some who use technology for good, and others who use it for evil.
      Only two people know the estate of your soul; you, and the one who will judge you.


      
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                           Only in the land of dreams can a person with

                         no arms or legs have all the amenities of home.

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        In the modern age, we must sacrifice ultimate freedom for the safety
               and well-being of one another; whether it be wrong or
right.

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                                                                               -23- 



                                                                     Welcome to Biafra

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                                          Day Tripper



                                                    -24- 

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                                                      Who is dreaming of who?



                                                                         -25- 

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                                 In books, there is a world just waiting to come alive!



                                                                          -26- 

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   Beware of the mysterious friend on an internet connection.

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                                    Momma's little baby has all but turned to dust.

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                                                                     -29- 



    Psychedelics not only alter the senses, but they can permanently disrupt the
 delicate balance between contentment and contentions of the inner conscience.
 
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          Building a relationship that can withstand the test of time,
                      hinges literally upon the very threshold of fate.



                                                           -30- 

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          Those who have the ability to control their own dreams, shall one day become the beneficiaries of good fortune!



                                                                                        -31- 

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                                                        Yes, there is sushi in Heaven!



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          Obesity is a clinical disorder which has vastly become
                          a pandemic of global
proportions.


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                                    Don't become unraveled, it's only autumn. . .

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                                               Be very careful what you wish for!

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I told them my name wasn't Jack, but they put me in the box anyway. . .



                                                -36- 

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                          Captain Jack's own private island



                                                        -37- 

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Are you sure you really want to know what happened to my brother?


                                                     -38- 

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                                                          -39- 



       Mr. Dooley, can you please tell the giant I'm not an ashtray!

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                                                                                          -40- 



                                                             Sometimes happiness is but a stone's throw away!

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                                                            -41-

 

It has been said, that even within the womb a child may
be born evil due to a particular DNA mapping strand. . .


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Depression is a disease that affects both the mind and the senses, and if left untreated,
can turn the most beautiful moments into those of which nightmares reside.




                                                                                        -42-

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Any book that has the ability to ensnare ones imagination,
comes from a writer who has released words like wild dogs that
can also hold you prisoner, until the very last paragraph is read.



                                                                 -43-

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What would you do with a paper cat who was getting fat where beside you he sat?
The cat who wouldn't leave; in fact, could even read the paper you'd retrieve?
                              Don't ever let him out in the rain!




                                                             -44-

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Sometimes, the memory of a past and present time collide
causing mania, euphoria and bliss. Other times in a bi-polar
mind the world can be filled with hopelessness and utter despair.

                                                                               -45-

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                                                                                 -46-

                                          The curmudgeon who shook himself away!

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        Those who play dangerous games often die in the process. . .

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                                       Adjusting anti-gravity to suit our needs

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                  Do not allow yourself be led by someone whos ideals are too malformed or narrow-minded               

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                                 Sometimes, we all need to escape with a good book!

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All I require is for one famous person to embrace my work;
and my epitaph shall be inscribed in gold.  Chas Pen.


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                               A writer's job is to make his story grow

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1) Spread seeds - http://tinyurl.com/kwngehq

2)
One of many velocipedes used for public travel before 1900 -
http://tinyurl.com/n625k53

3)
Ladder by Pawel Kuczynski -
http://tinyurl.com/6vpw9do

4)
Desert Island by Jacek Yerka -
http://www.yerkaland.com/

5)
World War I propaganda poster -
http://tinyurl.com/kqfrstf

6)
Police Brutality by Shepard Fairey -
http://www.obeygiant.com/

7)
Dead-End Siding 1 by Stanislav Plutenko -
http://tinyurl.com/kmjo9kf

8)
Dragon's breath by Jacek Yerka -
http://www.yerkaland.com/

9) The time has asked by Jacek Yerka - http://www.yerkaland.com/

10)
Huenterreyao by Waldo Retamales -
http://tinyurl.com/kc2jkym

11)
The winter wave by
Jacek Yerka - http://www.yerkaland.com/

12)
Kush vs Kush by Vladimir Kush -
http://vladimirkush.com/

13)
Rise of the red star by Brian Despain -
http://tinyurl.com/6dkn9v

14)
Fascinum (panel 5) by Iain Whittaker -
http://tinyurl.com/n88h7fz

15)
La déchirure by Claude Verlinde -
http://tinyurl.com/ot47wz2 

16)
Genesis by Colleen D. Gjefle
- http://mssurreal.com/

17)
Earth Mother by Brigid Marlin
- http://tinyurl.com/nes37u7

18)
Defiance by Paul Booth -
http://tinyurl.com/lhyx4c9

19)
Destruction of a city by Rowena Morrill -
http://www.rowenaart.com/

20)
Terra incognita by Leah Palmer Preiss -
http://www.leahpalmerpreiss.com/ 

21)
Tranquility by Raceanu Mihai Adrian -
http://tinyurl.com/q94d7jz

22)
Trying the pipe by Abbott Fuller Graves - http://tinyurl.com/pwfvbff

23)
Tsunami by Alfredo Sabat
- http://tinyurl.com/q4j6sfe

24)
Horse by James Jean
- http://www.jamesjean.com/

25)
Home is where the cat is by Ruth Sanderson
- http://tinyurl.com/phtqddl

26)
4 a.m. by Juergen Geier - http://tinyurl.com/oaptzjj

27)
Close encounters by Max Ginsburg - http://tinyurl.com/pl7ppsd 

28)
Dance little baby by Ruth Sanderson - http://tinyurl.com/phtqddl

29)
Dance of little swans by Michael Cheval - http://www.chevalfineart.com/ 

30)
Passion by John Pitre - http://tinyurl.com/pb9ly49

31)
Stranger in stranger land by Raceanu Mihai Adrian - http://tinyurl.com/q94d7jz

32)
Sushi by Benjamin Ang - http://benjaminang.com/

33) Rosetta Stoned by Alex Cherry - http://tinyurl.com/3dg7h2

34) As the thought leaves by Andy B. Clarkson - http://tinyurl.com/kpsnffe

35)
Untitled by Gürbüz Dogan Eksioglu -
http://tinyurl.com/m5b785q

36) Marinero by Femke Hiemstra - http://www.femtasia.nl/

37) House with a view by Jim Warren - http://www.jimwarren.com/site/

38)
Eggstra large by Nouar -
http://noirnouar.com/

39) Rose red by Nicoletta Ceccoli - http://www.nicolettaceccoli.com/ 

40)
Mauer-bethlehem by Robert Banksy -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy

41)
One in the oven by Chet Zar -
http://www.chetzar.com/

42)
Broken dawn by Daniel Conway -
http://tinyurl.com/kbj9xky

43) The Ripper by Enkel Dika - http://tinyurl.com/k3l2837

44)
Paper cat by Gürbüz Dogan Eksioglu -
http://tinyurl.com/m5b785q

45) Dream on little dreamer by Andre Van Buuren -
http://tinyurl.com/mtbwyed

46) Fear and illusion by Heidi Taillefer -
http://tinyurl.com/kcr28ta

47) Hierarchy of appearances by Rafal Olbinski -
http://tinyurl.com/5s6vy6

48) Les livres by Claude Verlinde -
http://tinyurl.com/ot47wz2

49) Les marottes by Claude Verlinde -
http://tinyurl.com/ot47wz2

50) Tapis volant by Claude Verlinde - http://tinyurl.com/ot47wz2


51) Gardener by Pawel Kuczynski - http://tinyurl.com/ot47wz2

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Remember
, if you will the words of C. Pen himself,

"Life is nothing more than a series of ongoing experiments."


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Found this while browsing on Yippy. A site called Alternative Reel that list the top ten drug novels of all time.

Mr. Mushroom - 2009-12-20 00:43:58

You all seem to be missing one. "The embryo man" Anyone ever hear of it? Came across it on a youtube video. Some people say it's been removed, but it's there. (You just have to copy and paste twice) After that I went over to the website. Wow, I read four chapters so far and I AM FLIPPING! Here is the address, in case anyone is interested - http://www.theembryoman.com/

 

Thank you Mr. Mushroom!

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